28 July 2010, 4:18 pm
RECKON YALL MIGHT STAIN YEA UNDIES AFTA THIS RP SO YALL BE CAREFUL NOW YEAH HEAR? Romilda Romilda Snape Hagrid Narcissa Draco Draco Lucy Bella Dumbledore Pansy Pansy Harry Voldy Romilda entered the malfoy manor in long overalls a white t-shirt (looking brown now) a straw hat and old boots. "What yer thank ya doing sittin here Draco! We got some rootin tootin heavy utin work ter do, no get, i said get up!" ► Draco looked at up his step mom and got up from his chair. He was already wearing a plaid red shirt, ripped overalls, a straw hat and black boots, so he didn't need to change if he was going to do something around the farm. "Well of course I'll help ya smomma! What ar' we gonna do, farm work?" ►J ust then Pansy entered hopin for a rootin tootin time cuz she always gets crunk at the malfoy farm. instead she saw romilda and draco talking about them farm animals. Pansy quietly snuck away hoping they wouldnt notice her and ask to help milk the cow.... ►"PANSY! Where in sam hill yer tryin ta go? Ya know its yer turn to milk dem cows! Romilda was chewing on her straw. "And yer gana get dem chicken eggs draca.. I dont want non of yer winin yea heard?" Romilda sat down on a chair outside and watched Pansy and Draco start off to work. The farm was new, and Romilda built it after Lucius had left to a "secret" death eater mission, she woundered how'd he take it, he wasnt much country like her.. ► The weather was really hot outside, but nontheless, Draco had work to do. As Pansy went to milk the cows, he went to collect the eggs from the chickens. He entered the chicked barn, all the chickens were going crazy. "Gosh darnit! This is gonna take a while!" Before going to work, Draco looked out the chicken barn and saw his smomma perched on a chair. "What you ain't doin' no work!? Go on an' help out aroun' the farm too, ya heard?" ► Pansy tapped him on the shoulder obnoxiosly, breaking his stare at his smomma. "dracoooo i'll pay you a nickel if you milk bessie the cow over there!" ► Romilda broke her gaze and thought. "What you sayin to me boy?" She grabed her wand, "Wingardin Leviousa" the egg in Draco's hand was now flying over his bead. Within a second it fell and smashed on Draco's head, Romilda roared in laughter. "Shoo boy, you aint gana learn nothin if i help yall, this is trainin for yall future. And yer girl, you aint gana bribe him, dem cow need milkin i said! Get!" *accio cow* Romilda meant to bring the cow out of the barn so she could see Pnays doing work, but the cow was so heavy that is flew out of the barn and was flying straight at them when someone came in the way. "WHAT IN DA SAM HILL YALL DOIN!" A gressey haired Snape came out wearing a tied up belly plaid shirt and overalls. He was wearing green rubber boots too and his straw hat was all the way at the end of the farm after he got knocked out. "Shoo Snape, ya betta watch yer self, what ya doin anyways?" "I was looking for Lucy, but i guess he aint here, reckon he still at his job, iight den ima leave.." "No you aint! You cana help dem cow you knocked ova right now!" "i aint knock ova no tarned caow.." "Shsh, get over der wit panys and draco!" Romilda fell back in her seat. ► Draco was just about to decline Pansy's offer, since nickels were worthless in the wizarding world, and then he heard his smomma yell at him. Next thing he knew, an egg had floated and cracked over his head. Smomma then yelled something about this being training for the future, but he didn't hear much, seeing as he was mad at his smomma. Draco stomped over to smomma just as Snape had arrived. He stood in front of her and snapped his fingers in a ghetto fashion. "Oh no yeh just didn' crack an egg over mah head!" He then said "Accio cow dung". All the cow dung from the farm was now flying straight at smomma, and she got hit by only half of it, since the other amount had hit Snape too. "An' that's what yeh get when ya mess with me ya heard!" Draco said as he snapped his fingers in his ghetto fashion again. ► Voldy came trotting in with a heard of buffalo following close behind as he saw draco snapping his fingers in a sassy manner. It reminded voldy of his yonder years when he used to strut about snapping in a z formation like one of them hoodlem gurls. he felt relieved he is passed that girly stage in his (which made the world question his sexuality prefernece and is also one of the reasons he decided to hate the world.) He let out a sigh and contined his strut along the terrain ready for a harddays work ahead. he let out a loud "yeeehaww!" ► Egogy heard the Dark Lord's "Yeehaw" and frakked out. Instead of killing Yes all i did was copy and paste the above info and it was a full rp and romilda was dracos mom and she was married to lucius and they lived on a farm. Eggoy is the girl from "The worst fanfiction ever" She made one where she loved draco and harry and then found out draco and harry are gay (please read it if you like hp) So what do you think? No i was not apart of this lmao it was called "HARRY POTTER IS SOUTHERN YALL"... Read More »
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